I was at the subway station waiting for a bus to go home.Was in my own lil world, ng'kathele from work when outta nowhere some lady pounces on my boobiture and says, " Wow, are those real?"
Mina did wat I usually do when in shock, ngalivul'ilihlo , probably lamakhala lawo did their thing , and looked around to see if sum1 else fakazad imihlolo le, and I just disappeared into the crowds at the station.
Now how can u just pounce on sum1's boobage just like that. I mean not even my closest bhururu has done that , then a stranger thinks they can just walk up to me and hold ma assests, nah!!
U'd neva kno if it was mere admiration , or maybe the lady was hitting on me. Abafazi now are so brave , if we can 'jika iverb' at a bro, I guess sesizinika iliver yokubamb' iboobiture yabanye, and hit on other women too. Well if mfazi was hoping I'd be down for her, ngilusizi coz I aint a stubby and I don swing her way.
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HAHAHAHA! I have been there too. So I know what you feel like. Went out once and had these random chicks come up to me to ask me if my boobage was real. Apparently they had noticed me when I walked into the bar and had made a bet that they couldn't possibly be real. So they came over to confirm. I was in stitches for the rest of the night.
Word of Advice:Take up some defensive class in Boobology....hehehe!
in cali, guys aren't shy to ask such. there's even a "can i feel" as an added bonus!
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