Greetings and hallucinations.

Sure missed this joint.For the past coupla weeks I've worked my tail off, and had nothing major to blog on.

So last night I was craving popcorn and I decided to go to the local video store to rent a coupla movies and get me some free popcorn.On ma way back I ran into Dave who is my neighbour and we walked home together. Outta nowhere Dave says,"Lisa u gotta see this." Lami ukuthanda izinto , tagged along and hey' madod' akithi there he was sitting there.

Fine piece I work I tell you. No adjective could do him justice. But I had used the same route to the video store but I missed him coz I was on the other side of the street carrying out a serious conversation.

It was love at first site,seeing him perked my spirits and I forgot how tired I felt. Not that M.B is a new kid on the block, nah he been around and I used to have a crush on him, kodwa to me he became like Blair Underwood- he used to be a fine brotha kodwa he seems to be losing it of late, maybe the years are catching up with him or its just that young cats like Morris Chestnut, Shemar Moore, Michael Ealey, Brad Pitt, and Matthew McConaughey etc have all taken the spotlight.

M.B has grown to be better with age just like wine, but it was only 'til that moment that I took a closer look at him, that I was eva so grateful for Botox .All his features are so perfect. I just couldn't resist him, and I just had to go around him to make sure my eyes had not missed a flaw. Just his presence seemed to command such an attraction as I seemed not to be the only one who was in admiration.

There I was on a roller coaster ride to fantasyland le soka lami uM.B , u kno sisemangweni, destination unknown , and would I care really nah, as long as I got my fine brotha by ma side siblom' emlanjeni.

So its official we will be tying the knot lo M.B, date and venue will be announced, and you'll all see the pictures.Now don judge a sis for pulling a fast one, had to do wat I gotta do, coz I just couldn't bear to live knowing he belongs to someone else. Curious to know who this M.B guy is?

Well M.B is a car.Mercedes Benz S600 to be precise. The car is just a beauty. Yes I've always put the Merc as one of ma dream cars , but of late I felt disappointed in the models that were launched prior to this one.I mean uM.B besengifuna ukumscratsha off of my list.http://www.speedsportlife.com/photopost/data/672/medium/2007_Mercedes-Ben-IMG_3697.jpg

For the record us tying the knot loM.B is an illusion of granduer, and for now it will be cached in the Hallucinations section til it becomes a reality, in a coupla years.

Casper the friendly ghost !!

I always find that when pple work for/with seniors or in very old buildings they seem to think that there are ghosts there. Maybe there are ghosts just that I don't believe in them.

Same goes for when I was at school back home.Pple always believed there were ghosts coz there was a graveyard in the school yard, and a few kilos from the skool.

I went to work namuhla and there was a ghost discussion.

Jose: You guys wont believe this, but there is a ghost in this place.
Me, Kwasi, Naomi: No, Jose we don believe you.
Jose: Strangest thing happened to me last weekend when I was doing dishes. I felt a very warm hand touch may hand. I turned to see who was patting my back, but there was no one. I thought it was Milan( pastry chef) but he was sitting outside smoking.
Me: No, Jose aint no ghost here I worked her for one whole year doing night shifts all alone and there was no ghost.
Jose: Then again I was cooking and the pan just fell, I mean look at the hook, that can't happen just like that.
Kwasi: Yeah man, same thing happened when I was working too the pan just fell.
Mina just think on both occassions pan was not hooked properly.
Me: You guys just have it in your heads, there are no ghosts here, besides this here is a new building
Jose: Lisa, it seems the ladies here neva seen this ghost, I asked Maria and she hasn't seen it, maybe its a female ghost that just likes touching men.
Naomi: At least its a friendly ghost Jose, it just patted your back, who knows wat it coulda done to you.

Ghost was hitting on Jose.Lol